Peanutiel Duffy

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Peanutiel Duffy (formerly Daniel Duffy) is a player for the Hades Tigers.

Despite being a batter for the Hades Tigers, Peanutiel is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human being”. He has continued to state this in spite of his clear and obvious transformation into a six-winged, multiple-eyed Peanut Seraph.

Prior to being drafted to the team, Peanutiel graduated with a Masters in Charted Accounting and worked as a full-time bookkeeper, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human profession”.

Personal life

Peanutiel has been married to Jules Duffy since XX03, and the pair have had three children named Martha, Anton and Patricia, “all of which are totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human names”. They have all refused to comment on Duffy's wings, and have continued supporting him after his transformation from one ordinary human form into another ordinary human form.

In his spare time, Peanutiel likes to pursue his hobbies of fly fishing and amateur kite making, both “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human pastimes”.

Like many other “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable humans”, Duffy financially supports the Blaseball Commissioner at https://www.patreon.com/blaseball.

Recently, as of the end of Season 2, he's taken up an interest in consumption of peanuts. When asked by various members of the press if his "controversial stance on cannibalism" had any bearing on his status within the team, he responded with "I really have no clue where you guys got the idea that I'm a cannibal. I mean, I just eat peanuts. Since I'm a totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human, that shouldn't be much of a problem, right?" Since then, there hasn't been many interviews with him, out of fear that they would come into contact with his Allergen Wings, capable of causing allergic reactions within 90% of the world population through sustained contact of longer than 30 minutes.

Legal problems

In XX16, Peanutiel was arrested and charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder and before a grand jury was found guilty on all accounts, which is a “totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human experience”.

He got out.

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