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'''Peanut Idolatry''' is a religion started by the fans of Blaseball. It has as its central tenet the primacy of [[The Peanut]] among the [[Blaseball Gods]] and the belief that fans may cause the splort to [[Transcend]] [[The Discipline Era]] by elevating the [[Peanuts#Dan-Peanut Replacement|Three Peanuts]] above [[The Red Line]]. This prophecy is based on an interpretation of [[The_Peanut#Season_5_Postseason|The Peanut's message]] during the Season 5 elections:
 
 
 
''"WHO IS TALKING''
 
 
 
''BE QUIET''
 
 
 
''YOU WORSHIP THEM''
 
 
 
''WHEN I WALK AMONG YOU?''
 
 
 
''MY PROGENY''
 
 
 
''MY PODS''
 
 
 
''HONOR THEM TO HONOR ME"''
 
 
 
These beliefs are seen as questionable by most, dangerous by some. All the same the faith of its followers is unshakable.
 
 
 
The [[Unlimited Tacos]] have become the center of a rival sect, one that believes in The Peanut's divinity but seeks to destroy it in order to bring down the gods. They claim only by elevating Tacos player [[NaN]] above The Red Line can the Peanut be defeated.
 
 
 
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== The 6.5 Tenants of Peanut Law ==
 
Followers of peanut law are and have been completely convinced of the following tenants.
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are yummy
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are not for birds
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are people
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts never forgive
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts do not like curse words
 
 
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are infinite
 
[[Category:Peanuts]]
 
[[Category:Idols]]
 

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