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| − | Peanut Idolatry is a religion started by the fans of Blaseball. It has as its central tenet the primacy of [[The Peanut]] among the [[Blaseball Gods]] and the belief that fans may bring about [[Transcendence]] through elevation of the [[Peanuts#Dan-Peanut Replacement|Three Peanuts]] above [[The Red Line]] in the idolatry rankings. This prophecy is based on an interpretation of The Peanut's message during the Season 5 elections:
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| − | ''"WHO IS TALKING''
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| − | ''BE QUIET''
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| − | ''YOU WORSHIP THEM''
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| − | ''WHEN I WALK AMONG YOU?''
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| − | ''MY PROGENY''
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| − | ''MY PODS''
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| − | ''HONOR THEM TO HONOR ME"''
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| − | These beliefs are seen as questionable by most, dangerous by some. All the same the faith of its followers is unshakable.
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| − | The [[Unlimited Tacos]] have become the center of a rival sect, one that believes in The Peanut's divinity but seeks to destroy it in order to bring down the gods. They claim only by elevating Tacos player [[NaN]] above The Red Line can the Peanut be defeated.
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| − | == The 6.5 Tenants of Peanut Law == ==
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| − | Followers of peanut law are and have been completely convinced of the following tenants.
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are yummy
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are not for birds
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are people
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts are
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts never forgive
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts do not like curse words
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| − | <nowiki>*</nowiki> Peanuts know everything
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