Paul Barnes

Paul Barnes is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers and has been active for the team since Season 1.

Paul originally went by the name Paul ████, but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the ████████ mall. Following these events, Paul moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Urlacher.

Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. He still insists that he is not interested, but is now rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken - including when pitching for the team.

Notable Events

At the end of Season 2 Paul Barnes was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving his star rating from ★ to ★½.