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| − | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|alias=Wyatt Mason, Wyatt Beyonce|status=Alive|rating=★★★½|batting=★★★½|pitching=★★|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Daydreaming|coffee=Americano|blood=Love|fate=94|soulscream=EEEXAEEEXAEIIAOEIIAOEIUIAEXUIAEXUHXAXIHXAXIHEOAOIEOAOIEEAIAEEAIAEEUUAEIUUAEIU|pronouns=he/they}}'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Beyonce has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Beyonce is statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team he would be considered average. | + | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|alias=Wyatt Mason, Wyatt Beyonce|status=Alive|rating=★★★½|batting=★★★½|pitching=★★|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Daydreaming|coffee=Americano|blood=Love|fate=94|soulscream=EEEXAEEEXAEIIAOEIIAOEIUIAEXUIAEXUHXAXIHXAXIHEOAOIEOAOIEEAIAEEAIAEEUUAEIUUAEIU|pronouns=he/they|image1=patel+beyonce}}'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Beyonce has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Beyonce is statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team he would be considered average. |
Revision as of 00:26, 19 August 2020
Patel Beyonce is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Beyonce has been a member of the team since Season 1. Beyonce is statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team he would be considered average.
Official League Records
After Season 3, Beyonce was briefly known as both "Wyatt Mason" and "Wyatt Beyonce" as a result of The Wyatt Masoning.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Appearance
Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it.
As the tallest player in the ILB, they were bestowed an Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 27.
Personal Life
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances".
