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| − | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|status=Alive|rating=★★★½|batting=★★★½|pitching=★★|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Daydreaming|coffee=Americano|blood=Love|fate=94|soulscream=EEEXAEEEXAEIIAOEIIAOEIUIAEXUIAEXUHXAXIHXAXIHEOAOIEOAOIEEAIAEEAIAEEUUAEIUUAEIU|pronouns=they/them}}''' | + | {{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|alias=Wyatt Mason, Wyatt Beyonce|status=Alive|rating=★★★½|batting=★★★½|pitching=★★|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Daydreaming|coffee=Americano|blood=Love|fate=94|soulscream=EEEXAEEEXAEIIAOEIIAOEIUIAEXUIAEXUHXAXIHXAXIHEOAOIEOAOIEEAIAEEAIAEEUUAEIUUAEIU|pronouns=they/them}}'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Beyonce has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. Beyonce is statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team they would be considered average. |
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== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
| − | Mason | + | After [[Season 3]], Beyonce was briefly known as both "Wyatt Mason" and "Wyatt Beyonce" as a result of [[The Wyatt Masoning|The Wyatt Beyonceing]]. |
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== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
| − | + | Beyonce emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes. | |
| − | As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. | + | As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4. |
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
| − | Little is known about | + | Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances." |
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
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Revision as of 21:13, 12 August 2020
Patel Beyonce is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Beyonce has been a member of the team since Season 1. Beyonce is statistically the best player on the team, though on any other team they would be considered average.
Official League Records
After Season 3, Beyonce was briefly known as both "Wyatt Mason" and "Wyatt Beyonce" as a result of The Wyatt Beyonceing.
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Appearance
Beyonce emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.
As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.
Personal Life
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
