Parker Parra
Parker Parra is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Parra claims to be a three-dimensional projection of a higher-dimensional entity. Despite their position as the Crabs' best hitter, their performance compared to the rest of the league has led to speculation that the entity cares little for Blaseball.
They have only been observed once out of their Blaseball uniform by a fan seeking an autograph. The unfortunate fan was instantly driven mad. In response to this incident, Parra was quoted as saying, "It was a shame it had to happen, but it did have to happen." As compensation, the fan was given season tickets behind the Crabs' dugout at the Crabitat. Chained to his seat for his, and others' protection, Ramblin' Dave is now a fixture at Crabs home games.
