Our Lady of Perpetual Friday

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Our Lady of Perpetual Friday is the mysterious patron of the Hawaii Fridays who placed them in an eternal state of "Island Time".

She is commonly found at the nearest party, spicing it up with free drinks and cornhole.

While most reports of the Lady given by members of the Hawaii Fridays and residents of the Sovereign Nation seem to depict her as a laid back party goer, some individuals, upon arriving at the airport, claim to have seen a vision of margarita salt, eyes, and teeth, but cannot confirm that during their stay as they chill with the Lady.

Rumors say that the Lady appears to those wishing to let something last forever, giving them what they desire at a cost - to become a member of the Hawaii Fridays, destined to play blaseball forever.

If these rumors are true, it is yet unknown what would happen if a Fridays player were to be transferred to another team - whether the blessing/curse of Our Lady would subsist or subside. Perhaps it is best not to know.


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