Difference between revisions of "Nolanestophia Patterson"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status=Intact, Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status=Intact, Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her}}Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Despite her consistently poor batting performance she is beloved by fans and a vital part of the Tigers team, gaining a loyal fanbase and selling tons of merch, the most popular being a Tigers baseball cap with her signature ears poking out of it. She's captured the hearts of the Tigers fanbase with her rowdy attitude and adorably clumsy attempts at stealing bases. |
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| − | Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Despite her | ||
Rumor has it she was signed on as a incredibly skilled pitcher for the Tigers, said to have been within the 1% percentile of all time Blaseballers. Her pitching career came to a screeching halt when one day during practice she picked up a bat and said "This just feels right." refusing to pitch ever since, that bat has never left her possession. | Rumor has it she was signed on as a incredibly skilled pitcher for the Tigers, said to have been within the 1% percentile of all time Blaseballers. Her pitching career came to a screeching halt when one day during practice she picked up a bat and said "This just feels right." refusing to pitch ever since, that bat has never left her possession. | ||
Revision as of 02:14, 31 July 2020
Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the Hades Tigers. Despite her consistently poor batting performance she is beloved by fans and a vital part of the Tigers team, gaining a loyal fanbase and selling tons of merch, the most popular being a Tigers baseball cap with her signature ears poking out of it. She's captured the hearts of the Tigers fanbase with her rowdy attitude and adorably clumsy attempts at stealing bases.
Rumor has it she was signed on as a incredibly skilled pitcher for the Tigers, said to have been within the 1% percentile of all time Blaseballers. Her pitching career came to a screeching halt when one day during practice she picked up a bat and said "This just feels right." refusing to pitch ever since, that bat has never left her possession.
Before and after the games she can be spotted sleeping in impossibly high places (on top of stadium lights, the roof of the stadium, the surrounding building's rooftops, etc.) no one knows how she gets up or down from there.
