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Revision as of 20:13, 30 August 2020
When not playing Blaseball, Moody is host of the daytime cooking show The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook. Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.
To a casual observer, Moody appears to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of The Moody Cookbook, although the barcode and ISBN do not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody is not recommended by Tigers officials, and has been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassures us that it will be alright if you do.
ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care during Tigers broadcasts while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.
