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Revision as of 22:27, 23 August 2020

Moody Cookbook is a batter for the Hades Tigers. Cookbook has been with the team since the start of Season 1.

Official League Records

Cookbook was originally a █-star batter. Cookbook's batting stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of Season 1. This resulted in a █-star rating, which was still the lowest on the team, so Cookbook's batting stats were immediately rolled a second time, resulting in a 3.5-star rating.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

When not playing Blaseball, Moody is host of the daytime cooking show The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook. Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.

To a casual observer, Moody appears to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of The Moody Cookbook, although the barcode and ISBN do not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody is not recommended by Tigers officials, and has been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassures us that it will be alright if you do.

ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care during Tigers broadcasts while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.

On Twitter https://twitter.com/moodycookbook