Malik Destiny

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Malik Destiny is a batter for the Seattle Garages and a hurdy-gurdy player for The Sensational Seattle Garages.

Personal life

Destiny was born to an Kuwaiti and Greenlander couple in Longview, WA. They wanted nothing for their son other than to become the greatest surfer in the Pacific Northwest and thus picked the name "Malik Destiny" ("Malik" meaning "king" in Arabic and "wave" in Greenlandic.) However, Destiny had other plans. In a XX18 interview he stated, "My parents meant well, but I'm actually terrified at water and think monarchy is inherently unjust and immoral. There's only one splort where I can safely express both of those without shame: blaseball."

He has a tattoo that reads "Death to Kings" and never takes a shower longer than 2 minutes.

  1. NOTE: Malik has never used a Gunblade in any official blaseball capacity. But he has dreams.