Lou Roseheart
Lou Roseheart is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. In the off-season she bakes bread and tends to her vegetable garden in Lincoln Square. Like all of us, she is from Chicago.
The youngest of the legendary Roseheart family of athletes, Loucinde "Lou" Roseheart was born to Barnabas and Handlebar Roseheart in 1882 before accidentally opening a temporal rift as a child and landing in the modern day Fire House.
After a brief stint where she followed in her parents' footsteps as a pro wrestling tag team (alongside her partner, her own corporeal shadow), she joined the Chicago Firefighters when she leapt from the stands onto the field to catch a fly ball. Then-coach Henshley Fingerlicks immediately signed her to the team in order to count the play as an out for the Firefighters, and she has been a fan favorite ever since.
She carved her own bat from a mockernut hickory tree that fell in her back yard during the great storm.
