Difference between revisions of "Leach Herman"

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Leach Herman is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks, and have been with the Steaks since Season 1. In Season 3, Leach Herman was one of the best pitchers in the league, with the lowest walks plus hits per inning pitched (WHIP).

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While only a single player in the lineup, Leach Herman is actually a symbiote between a leech and Herman. Herman is a human who is being Ratatouille'd by a leech under his blaseball cap to be a better-than-average pitcher.

It is unclear by what mechanism the leech is able to control Herman's actions – or how an organism with only a few nerve cells is able to take coaching, read signals, or understand the rules of the game – but in so doing, the leech has created a symbiotic relationship resulting in one of the better pitchers in blaseball.

Although initially distressed by the blood-sucking parasite stuck to his scalp somehow manipulating his body to perform feats of athletic ability, Herman has since come to view the situation as mutually beneficial, their relationship blossoming into a borderline-unhealthy co-dependency. Leach Herman (aka known as "Leach and Her Man" to fans) was named blaseball's hottest couple 3 years in a row by Glossip magazine.

This achievement was considered a massive success and accomplishment for the acceptance of Symbiote pitchers in Blaseball.

Quotes

“Oh God, gross, it’s in my hair, oh God, pull it out, ugh... n-no. No! it's stuck. It's stuck! Oh God, why?!”

– Herman, upon first meeting leech

“My arms... wha- what's happening to my arms?”

– Herman, the first time leech made him throw a fastball.

"I can't imagine life without you. Please never leave."

– Herman, whenever things get too quiet.

“(squishing, sucking noises)”

– leech, constantly

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 {{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|species=Leech / Human|eyes=Single-cell ocelli that barely perceive light / Green|relations=Literally parasitic / Emotionally dependent|partners=Each other|legs=None / Two}}
-'''Leach Herman''' (actual names "leech" and "Herman") are a player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Herman is a human who is being Ratatouille'd by a leech under his [[blaseball]] cap to be a better-than-average pitcher.
+'''Leach Herman''' is a pitcher for the [[Dallas Steaks]], and have been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]]. In [[Season 3]], Leach Herman was one of the best pitchers in the league, with the lowest walks plus hits per inning pitched ('''WHIP''').
+<br />{{Community Lore}}
+While only a single player in the lineup, Leach Herman is actually a symbiote between a leech and Herman. Herman is a human who is being Ratatouille'd by a leech under his [[blaseball]] cap to be a better-than-average pitcher.
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 Although initially distressed by the blood-sucking parasite stuck to his scalp somehow manipulating his body to perform feats of athletic ability, Herman has since come to view the situation as mutually beneficial, their relationship blossoming into a borderline-unhealthy co-dependency. Leach Herman (aka known as "Leach and Her Man" to fans) was named blaseball's hottest couple 3 years in a row by [[Glossip]] magazine.
-In Season 3, Leach Herman was one of the best pitchers in the league, with the lowest walks plus hits per inning pitched ('''WHIP'''). This achievement was considered a massive success and accomplishment for the acceptance of Symbiote pitchers in Blaseball.
+This achievement was considered a massive success and accomplishment for the acceptance of Symbiote pitchers in Blaseball.
 ==Quotes==