Langley Wheeler

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Langley Wheeler was a player for the Dallas Steaks and was with the team since Season 1. She was incinerated in Postseason 3 on day 103, and was replaced by Kline Greenlemon.

Langley was known for always riding her hoverboard. Her feet have never touched the ground. During the game against the New York Millennials in Postseason 3 on day 103, she was hit by a stray ball and lost her balance and began to fall off her board. In order to save her reputation, an umpire incinerated Wheeler before her foot could touch the ground. Her legacy and purity will always be remembered henceforth.