Lalengua

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Lalengua, Unlimited Tacos team announcer, who is a giant tongue with googly eyes
Lalengua, Unlimited Tacos team announcer

Lalengua, also known as "The Tongue", is the Unlimited Tacos team announcer. The ever-moist giant tongue with two googly eyes glued on to her has been with the team since Guy Myrington created the team. Lalengua announces the games via mass telepathy in languages native to her listeners. The reach of her telepathy does not seem to have limits, which is fortunate for the "unlimitedness" of the Tacos.

She does play-by-play announcing and also color commentary in two different "voices". Listeners have the option to listen to both at the same time, but it may cause headaches and sometimes hallucinations to populations that are sensitive to telepathy and communing with supernatural forces.

Lalengua was outfitted as a Dilsney princess during the team's previous stint with the company. Her preferred pronouns are she/her.