Lachlan Shelton
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Lachlan Shelton is a batter for the Canada Moist Talkers, who joined the team during Season Three following Kennedy Alstott’s incineration. He has quickly become a fan favourite, between his game-winning home run in the 21st game of the season and his “refreshing” (according to an unspecified Talkers fancast) relatability when contrasted to the majority of the Talkers lineup.
Shelton joined the splort after his favourite donair restaurant was shut down in the wake of the flooding that overtook most of the country, citing a need for distraction after the loss. Reportedly, he can be seen before home games on a dinghy over its previous location, rubbing a greasy plastic basket smelling strongly of garlic for good luck.
