Kumuscle

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Height ft cm
Suit 6'1 185
Actress 5'3 160

The new mascot of the lift, a lovable stuffed bear with a love for hugs and training, making him a wholesome addition to the team. He will always support people's endeavors and push people to chase their dreams. He believes that losing or winning is not as important as having a good time.

At games, the suit is worn by Eri Kumai, the character actress for the lovable mascot. She is a relentless (but respectful) flirt and a proud disaster lesbian. She can often be seen talking to women after taking the costume off, whether staff or players. She however believes in her role and gives it her all, always maintaining the image of Kumuscle strong.

While the Kumuscle is outfitted with hydraulics to let him lift high weights, Eri herself can deadlift up to 250 lbs (!!!). The weights that Kumuscle lifts are real, courtesy of Engine Eberhardt for making the hydraulics of the suit. The actual weight depends on the day, mostly due to gauging what is good for performance values.

Kumuscle's handler's usual pitch to the kids is that "hard work will let them lift just as much as Kumuscle!"

In an interview, Eri is quoted as saying that she'd only started lifting after getting the job, having only applied in the first place because of an attractive player that had caught her eye, which she admitted was a little embarrassing to admit. Over time though, she'd grown to enjoy lifting and was now quite seasoned. Her specific motivation for starting was, as she puts it: "I couldn't bring shame to the great Kumuscle name. I can't preach about lifting without doing it myself."