Difference between revisions of "Kline Greenlemon"

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Kline Greenlemon is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Greenlemon has been with the Steaks since Season 3, Day 103 when they replaced Langley Wheeler due to incineration.

Greenlemon is a sentient, anthropomorphic lime.

Greenlemon originally started their career as an actor. After a pair of devastating rejections for underwear and soda commercials, they transitioned into the world of Blaseball.

Though limes are notorious for sourness, Greenlemon is ironically a clubhouse favorite through a cheerful, optimistic attitude and unwavering support for fans and teammates alike.

Since Greenlemon joined the team at the end of Season 3, not a single member of the team has fallen to scurvy.

Greenlemon is also a noted supporter of The Grillmaster. Greenlemon frequently provides tangy marinades and flavorful pour-over juices for The Grillmaster's offerings.

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 '''Kline Greenlemon''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Greenlemon has been with the Steaks since [[Season 3]], Day 103 when they replaced [[Langley Wheeler]] due to incineration.
+Greenlemon is a sentient, anthropomorphic [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_(fruit) lime].
+Greenlemon originally started their career as an actor. After a pair of devastating rejections for underwear and soda commercials, they transitioned into the world of Blaseball.
+Though limes are notorious for sourness, Greenlemon is ironically a clubhouse favorite through a cheerful, optimistic attitude and unwavering support for fans and teammates alike.
+Since Greenlemon joined the team at the end of Season 3, not a single member of the team has fallen to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scurvy scurvy].
+Greenlemon is also a noted supporter of The Grillmaster. Greenlemon frequently provides tangy marinades and flavorful pour-over juices for The Grillmaster's offerings.