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Kick Rocks, #1 Coach of the Hades Tiger's. By Clover (@beatnikbedlam)

Kick Rocks loves their team! By Clover (@beatnikbedlam)

Kick Rocks is the pitching coach of the Hades Tigers. According to the ancient legends, Kick Rocks is one of the greatest blaseball pitchers to ever live. No one has ever bothered to confirm if this is true or not. Kick Rocks knows nothing but Blaseball, and has never been observed doing or talking about anything else.

Kick Rocks makes many important decisions for the Tigers beyond their pitching coach duties, seemingly at random to outside observers -- but with a hidden logic and understanding that is lost to others. Seeing this, the rest of the Tigers' mostly take what Kick says on faith, treating them as almost an oracle; Kick denies having any prescient abilities, saying that they simply "get a lot of good hunches."

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−	Kick makes many decisions for the Tigers, seemingly at random to outside observers, but with a hidden logic and understanding that is lost to others. Seeing this ~~trend~~, the rest of the Tigers' mostly take what Kick says on faith, treating them as almost an oracle; Kick denies having any prescient abilities, saying that they simply "get a lot of good hunches."	+	Kick Rocks makes many important decisions for the Tigers beyond their pitching coach duties, seemingly at random to outside observers -- but with a hidden logic and understanding that is lost to others. Seeing this, the rest of the Tigers' mostly take what Kick says on faith, treating them as almost an oracle; Kick denies having any prescient abilities, saying that they simply "get a lot of good hunches."