Kennedy Cena
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Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena who plays the field for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity.
The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59, but the result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).
Though they're from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.
