Kennedy Alstott
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Kennedy Alstott is the leadoff hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, they put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy has continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.
They don't hit home runs often, but when they do, their favorite place to hit a home run is back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.
