Difference between revisions of "Kennedy Alstott"

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Kennedy Alstott was the leadoff hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, they put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.

They didn't often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.

incinerated 3:19! Replaced by Lachlan Shelton.

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-Kennedy Alstott is the leadoff hitter for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, they put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy has continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is two.
+Kennedy Alstott was the leadoff hitter for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, they put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is two.
-They don't hit home runs often, but when they do, their favorite place to hit a home run is back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.
+They didn't often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.
+incinerated 3:19! Replaced by Lachlan Shelton.
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