Joshua Butt

Joshua Butt is a batter for the Chicago Firefighters.

Despite their half-star rating, they pioneered the Triple Butt technique and bring home the Ws in defiance of God. Butt has been noted by their teammates to possess remarkable resolve, having arrived to a game just an hour after being struck by a car and breaking several bones. Butt went on to hit a triple. They attribute their success to something they call "clench factor," but refuse to elaborate on just what that means.