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{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Jordan_hildebert.jpg}}Jordan Hildebert took an unusual route to blaseball greatness, completing dual PhDs in molecular computing and legal ethics before hanging up the test tubes and gavel to play for the [[Houston Spies]].
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{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Jordan_hildebert.jpg}}Jordan Hildebert took an unusual route to blaseball greatness, completing dual PhDs in molecular computing and legal ethics before hanging up the test tubes and gavel to play for the [[Houston Spies]]. Hildebert is publicly listed as the founder of the Organization For Eliminating Boredom, the well-known lobbying group ensuring that no amount of fear of consequences would keep all citizens from being able to sacrifice to The Blaseball Gods. As per Houston Spies team policy, Hildebert denies this.
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Revision as of 03:24, 1 August 2020

Jordan Hildebert took an unusual route to blaseball greatness, completing dual PhDs in molecular computing and legal ethics before hanging up the test tubes and gavel to play for the Houston Spies. Hildebert is publicly listed as the founder of the Organization For Eliminating Boredom, the well-known lobbying group ensuring that no amount of fear of consequences would keep all citizens from being able to sacrifice to The Blaseball Gods. As per Houston Spies team policy, Hildebert denies this.