Jasmine Washington
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Jasmine Washington is a batter for the Miami Dalé. Jasmine refuses to play unless they can wear a very long skirt, sunglasses, an extremely wide-brimmed straw hat and cheap $4 flip-flops recently acquired from a local bodega. This unorthodox choice of outfit can be seen to affect performance especially during base-running, when Jasmine needs to use both hands to make sure they do not stumble on their skirt and/or lose their hat. Jasmine's rating suffers accordingly. A popular theory amongst fans is that Jasmine is, in fact, the most talented batter on the team who is only being held up by their very specific wardrobe choices.