Jacob Winner

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Jacob Winner is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

At the end of Season 3, Winner had more road wins than any other pitcher in the Fridays' rotation.

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History

Background

Jacob Winner, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of his little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, he was known for his fierce competitive spirit and extreme splortsmanship; according to his coach, he was “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”

When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed his last name to Winner and was recruited on the spot. However, when he underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where the Fridays found him washed up on a beach. They put a glove on his hand, and he has been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.

Trivia

  • Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.” Jacob has offered to spot for the rest of the team, and while no one has taken his offer, he's happy to just support them in whatever way they need.
  • Jacob’s favorite frosty drink is whey protein in a coconut.
  • Jacob loves grilled pineapple and puts it on everything but pizza.

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