Jacob Winner

Jacob Winner is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Jacob, born Jacob Wurst, decided to pursue a professional blaseball career after receiving the “Most Room for Improvement” trophy out of his little league team. When Jacob went to Joff Blezos High School, he was known for his fierce competitive spirit and extreme sportsmanship; according to his coach, he was “the best ████ benchwarmer I’ve had the pleasure of sitting.”

When an Underleague scout came to Blezos High, they told the team “I was tasked with finding a winner.” Jacob immediately changed his last name to Winner and was recruited on the spot. However, when he underperformed in the Underleagues, he was exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where the team found him washed up on a beach. They put a glove on his hand, and he has been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.

Trivia

Before Jacob joined the Fridays, the team gym was just some lounge chairs on the beach. Jacob personally transported 20 different rocks to the beach for “the sick gains.”
Jacob is 5’10” and weighs 180lbs wet
Jacob’s favorite tiki drink is whey protein in a coconut