Jacob Winner

Jacob Winner is a pitcher for the Hawaii Fridays. Winner has been a member of the team since Season 1.

According to Jacob, he had been signed by a recruiter straight from high school by somebody who according to him said "I was tasked with finding a winner & I have found you". When he underperformed in the Underleagues he was exiled to the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii where he the team found him washed up on a beach. They put a glove on his hand & he has been their most winningest (by name) pitcher ever since.