Isaac Rubberman

Isaac Rubberman was a player for the Boston Flowers. Ne was forged in the Dlow Chemical Rendering Facility in Midland MI, two days before the massive toxic spill that leveled the stadium of the Lansing Loons, and took with it most of their players.

Rubberman wielded a legendarily okay bat, the Weird Flex. It appeared to be a large version of one of those doorstops that went "BWBWBWBWB".

Rubberman was incinerated in the Flowers' Season 3, Day 82 match against the Dallas Steaks. He was immediately replaced by Vito Kravitz.