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| − | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]| species=Unknown | status=Alive | rating=★★★ | batting=★★★ | pitching=★★ | baserunning=★★★★ | defense=★★★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Talking to god | coffee=Anything | blood=Psychic | fate=43 | soulscream=OXEIUOXEIUOUIAEEUIAEEU | }}'''Hewitt Best''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since [[Season One]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]| species=Unknown | status=Alive | rating=★★★ | batting=★★★ | pitching=★★ | baserunning=★★★★ | defense=★★★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Talking to god | coffee=Anything | blood=Psychic | fate=43 | soulscream=OXEIUOXEIUOUIAEEUIAEEU | |image1=BoyfriendMonreal}}'''Hewitt Best''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since [[Season One]]. |
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Revision as of 01:07, 23 August 2020
Hewitt Best is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since Season One.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect anticapitalism (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.
Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.
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