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Comrade Best is known for their near-perfect [[anticapitalism]] (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.
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Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect [[anticapitalism]] (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.
  
 
Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.
 
Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.

Revision as of 21:11, 21 August 2020

Hewitt Best is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Best has been a part of the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect anticapitalism (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is actually a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best.