Helga Burton
Helga Burton is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.
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Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Helga is a 5"9' tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%.
Helga has supposedly never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."
However, it was recently discovered that Helga and Helga are, in fact, the same being; one person with two bodies. The fact that they have never been seen together is simply a coincidence.
Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include:
- One body, two blaseballers.
- Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation.
- Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats
