Grey Alvarado

Grey Alvarado
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★
Defense	★★½
Running	★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	91
Soulscream	IXEHOIXEHOIXUAEAXUAEAXHHAEEHHAEEH
Biographical Details
Species	Mime

Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Grey Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.