Difference between revisions of "Grey Alvarado"

Revision as of 21:19, 4 August 2020

Grey Alvarado is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form, and are capable of creating sound, but they are, for all practical purposed, not real. Often, Alvarado will throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the umpires have tried (and failed) to punish.

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-{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★½|species=Unknown|status=Alive; Intact|image1=[Grey alvarado.png]}}'''Grey Alvarado''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form, and are capable of creating sound, but they are, for all practical purposed, not real. Often, Alvarado will throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the umpires have tried (and failed) to punish.
+{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★½|species=Mime|status=Alive; Intact|image1=[GreyAlvarado.png]}}'''Grey Alvarado''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form, and are capable of creating sound, but they are, for all practical purposed, not real. Often, Alvarado will throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the umpires have tried (and failed) to punish.
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]]