Difference between revisions of "Grey Alvarado"

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Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

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-{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★½|species=Mime|status=Alive; Intact|image1=[GreyAlvarado.png]}}'''Grey Alvarado''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form, and are capable of creating sound, but they are, for all practical purposed, not real. Often, Alvarado will throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the umpires have tried (and failed) to punish.
+{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] | status=Alive | rating=★★ | batting=★★ | pitching=★ | baserunning=★★½ | defense=★★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Rage | coffee=Light & Sweet | blood=AAA | fate=91 | soulscream=IXEHOIXEHOIXUAEAXUAEAXHHAEEHHAEEH | species=Mime | image1=[GreyAlvarado.png]}}'''Grey Alvarado''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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+Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]]