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Revision as of 18:08, 14 August 2020

Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.