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| − | '''Glolf''' is a former [[Splorts|splort]] that was once widely popular, until its eradication in the [[Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict]] of XX44-XX12. | + | '''Glolf''' is a former [[:Category:Splorts|splort]] that was once widely popular, until its eradication in the [[Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict]] of XX44-XX12. |
== Known Information == | == Known Information == | ||
While many records of the rules, regulations, and play of glolf were destroyed, limited pieces of information remain: | While many records of the rules, regulations, and play of glolf were destroyed, limited pieces of information remain: | ||
| − | * It was played with an instrument known as a "clulb", similar to a Blaseball rod | + | * It was played with an instrument known as a "clulb", similar to a Blaseball rod. |
| − | * The clulb was used to strike a psuedo-ball, smaller and irregularly shaped compared to a regulation blaseball | + | * The clulb was used to strike a psuedo-ball, smaller and irregularly shaped compared to a regulation blaseball. |
| − | * The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it | + | * The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it. |
| − | * Glolf players were noticeably less [[Anticapitalism|anticapitalist]] than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort | + | * Glolf players were noticeably less [[Anticapitalism|anticapitalist]] than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort. |
| − | * Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm to spectators, both through destructive psychic phenomena brought on by extreme boredom and exposure to harmful levels of antianticapitalist emissions | + | * Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm to spectators, both through destructive psychic phenomena brought on by extreme boredom and exposure to harmful levels of antianticapitalist emissions. |
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Latest revision as of 06:23, 24 October 2020
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Glolf is a former splort that was once widely popular, until its eradication in the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict of XX44-XX12.
Known Information
While many records of the rules, regulations, and play of glolf were destroyed, limited pieces of information remain:
- It was played with an instrument known as a "clulb", similar to a Blaseball rod.
- The clulb was used to strike a psuedo-ball, smaller and irregularly shaped compared to a regulation blaseball.
- The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it.
- Glolf players were noticeably less anticapitalist than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort.
- Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm to spectators, both through destructive psychic phenomena brought on by extreme boredom and exposure to harmful levels of antianticapitalist emissions.
