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* The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it | * The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it | ||
* Glolf players were noticeably less anticapitalist than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort | * Glolf players were noticeably less anticapitalist than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort | ||
− | * Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm | + | * Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm to spectators, both through destructive psychic phenomena brought on by extreme boredom and exposure to harmful levels of antianticapitalist emissions |
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[[Category:History]] | [[Category:History]] | ||
[[Category:Splorts]] | [[Category:Splorts]] |
Revision as of 11:48, 30 July 2020
Glolf is a former splort that was once widely popular, until its eradication in the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict of XX44-XX12.
Known Information
While many records of the rules, regulations, and play of glolf were destroyed, several pieces of information remain:
- It was played with an instrument known as a "clulb", similar to a Blaseball rod
- The clulb was used to strike a psuedo-ball, smaller and irregularly shaped compared to a regulation blaseball
- The ball was delivered to the "clulber" by a player known as a "tee", whose role was to hold the ball rather than pitch it
- Glolf players were noticeably less anticapitalist than Blaseball players, an effect that increased the longer they played the splort
- Glolf games could cause extreme metaphysical and psychological harm to spectators, both through destructive psychic phenomena brought on by extreme boredom and exposure to harmful levels of antianticapitalist emissions