Forrest Best

Forrest Best
Tlopps Card credit to The Dice (@system_dice)
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★★★★
Defense	★★★
Running	★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Doing Crimes
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	44
Soulscream	AUEEEAUEEEAAEAAXAEAAXAHIAHHHIAHHHAXAIOAXAIOAIOAXHIOAXHIEIIHXEIIHXE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him, They/Them

Forrest Best is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Best currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though slightly larger than average.

When asked about his crustacean appendages, Best only responded by staring at the questioner with their almost featureless face, sockets in the place of eyes totally devoid of life save for a malicious pinpoint of searing light. It did not take long for curious Blaseball fans to drop the subject.

Best is quoted as having never spoken in their life.

Birth and Early Life

It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."

Personal Life

No.

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureature Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Best:

Whose wood this is I think I know

His back is all of crab legs though

And from the trees he did appear

To take the stage in blaseball’s show.

The other teams all find it clear

This wooden monster we revere

Has strength to make the bleachers quake

With psychic blood and oak veneer.

And just before a game he’ll break

Into a bank, that he might take

A plunder either rich or cheap

His pregame ritual to slake.

The crabs will rise up from the deep

And for that time it’s Best we keep

Our dreams set on a series sweep,

Our dreams set on a series sweep.

Cheers

• "Best's the best!" or "Best is Best!"

Fan Art

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  by @okaybutwhy9 on twitter