Difference between revisions of "Forrest Best"

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Forrest Best is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

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Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though slightly larger than average.

When asked about his crustacean appendages, Best only responded by staring at the questioner with their almost featureless face, sockets in the place of eyes totally devoid of life save for a malicious pinpoint of searing light. It did not take long for curious Blaseball fans to drop the subject.

Best is quoted as having never spoken in their life.

Birth and Early Life

It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."

Personal Life

No.

Cheers

"Best's the best!" or "Best is Best!"

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 {{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★|pronouns=He/Him, They/Them|image1=Forrest Best.png|caption1=Tlopps Card credit to The Dice (@system_dice)}}
-Forrest Best is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though slightly larger than average.
+Forrest Best is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has played for the team since [[Season 1]].
+{{Community Lore}}
+Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though slightly larger than average.
 When asked about his crustacean appendages, Best only responded by staring at the questioner with their almost featureless face, sockets in the place of eyes totally devoid of life save for a malicious pinpoint of searing light. It did not take long for curious Blaseball fans to drop the subject.