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{{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★|pronouns=He/Him, They/Them}}
 
{{Player|team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★|pronouns=He/Him, They/Them}}
  
Forrest Best is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Best seems to have 8 limbs, 4 of looking like standard human arms and legs and 4 coming out of his back, two on each side, that resemble arachnid or crustacean limbs. When asked about these, Best has simply acted as though they don't exist.
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Forrest Best is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though larger than average.  
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When asked about his crustacean appendages, Best only responds by staring at the questioner with their almost featureless face. Sockets in the place of eyes totally devoid of life save for a malicious pinpoint of searing light. It does not take long for the question askers to drop the subject.
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Best is quoted as having never spoken in their life.
  
 
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== Early life (?) ==
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== Birth and Early Life ==
 
It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."
 
It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."
  

Revision as of 11:02, 5 August 2020


Forrest Best is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Best appears to be a living marionette almost entirely made of an indeterminate species of wood, the notable exception being the four large crab legs protruding from Best's back. These legs appear to be exactly the same as a regular crab leg, though larger than average.


When asked about his crustacean appendages, Best only responds by staring at the questioner with their almost featureless face. Sockets in the place of eyes totally devoid of life save for a malicious pinpoint of searing light. It does not take long for the question askers to drop the subject.


Best is quoted as having never spoken in their life.


Birth and Early Life

It is rumored that Best emerged from a heavily wooded area carrying a bat, and walked in a straight line until they reached the Crabitat, though how he scaled the colossal crab guardian is unknown. Because of their preparedness, extra limbs, and air of mystery, Best was given a shot at batting practice, where a hitting coach remarked, "Wow, you're prepared and mysterious. Show me what you've got."


Personal Life

No.

Cheers

  • "Best's the best!"