Famous Owens/IF-156.2

Personality

Famous Owens is strangely familiar. They have your grandfather’s hands, your best friend’s laugh and the effortlessly attractive tousled hair of your first high school crush. They have the nervous tic you noticed on a stranger last week, the nod that your barkeep gives you, the soothing voice of the kind lecturer whose classes you couldn’t stop dozing off in.

Owens denies there is anything untoward about their appearance. When questioned, they say they “just have one of those faces, I guess.”

Of course, all that matters to Tigers fans is that Owens has a throwing arm unlike anyone you know.