Elvis Figueroa

Elvis Figueroa
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Thriving
Biographical Details
Species	Gnome
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Frito Pie

Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the Philly Pies. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day. Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, Dunlap Figueroa, plays for the Hades Tigers.