Elvis Figueroa
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Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the Philly Pies. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day.[1] Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair.
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