Elvis Figueroa
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Elvis Figueroa is a player for the Philly Pies. The Being known as “Elvis Figueroa” seems to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day. Smells of figs due to a tragic accident as a child. Monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake Windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash.
