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Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the [[Philly Pies]]. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day.<ref>Source Needed</ref> Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, [[Dunlap Figueroa]], plays for the [[Hades Tigers]]. | Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the [[Philly Pies]]. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day.<ref>Source Needed</ref> Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, [[Dunlap Figueroa]], plays for the [[Hades Tigers]]. | ||
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Revision as of 14:40, 8 August 2020
Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the Philly Pies. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day.[1] Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, Dunlap Figueroa, plays for the Hades Tigers.
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