Difference between revisions of "Elvis Figueroa"

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Elvis Figueroa is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Figueroa has been a member of the team since Season 1.

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Figueroa currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

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Elvis Figueroa plays third base for the Philly Pies. Appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit. Eight on a good day.^[1] Smells of figs due to a silly accident as a child. Bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Actual paycheck consists of cash. Seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, Dunlap Figueroa, plays for the Hades Tigers.

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+{{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|status=Alive|species=Gnome|rating=★★½|batting=★★½|pitching=★★★★½|baserunning=(bugged)|defense=★★★½|item=None|armor=None|evolution=Base|ritual=Biting fingernails|coffee=Latte|blood=Psychic|fate=80|soulscream=XIEHIXIEHIXHEAOUHEAOUHOAAAHOAAAHOEIAUHEIAUHE|favorite_pie=Frito Pie|image1=28D498BD-D8B2-41C4-8032-CAEEB714756A.png}}
-'''Elvis Figueroa''' is a batter for the [[Philly Pies]]. Figueroa has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+'''Elvis Figueroa''' is a lineup player for the [[Philly Pies]]. Figueroa has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
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