Difference between revisions of "Elijah Valenzuela"

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Elijah Valenzuela is a batter for the Hawaii Fridays. Valenzuela has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Elijah is regarded by both scouts and the SIBR as one of the most anticapitalist players in blaseball. He is accordingly a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat. He bats first in the order and is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes.

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-{{Player|team=[[Hawaii Fridays]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=★½}}
+{{Player|team=[[Hawaii Fridays]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=★½|pronouns=he/him|side_hustle=Socialist revolution}}
 Elijah Valenzuela is a batter for the [[Hawaii Fridays]]. Valenzuela has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
-Elijah is a hero of the proletariat, with an anti-capitalism rating of 0.82.
+Elijah is regarded by both scouts and the SIBR as one of the most anticapitalist players in blaseball. He is accordingly a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat. He bats first in the order and is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes.
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