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| − | Elijah is a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat. He is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes. | + | Elijah is a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat, having led the revolution that established the [[Sovereign Nation of Hawaii|Sovereign Nation of Hawaii.]] He is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes. |
=== Sam and Solis' Passing === | === Sam and Solis' Passing === | ||
Revision as of 17:06, 13 August 2020
Elijah Valenzuela is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Valenzuela has been a member of the team since Season 1. Valenzuela bats first in the order and is regarded as one of the most anticapitalist players in blaseball.
Official League Records
Valenzuela currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Background
Elijah is a fan favorite as well as a hero of the proletariat, having led the revolution that established the Sovereign Nation of Hawaii. He is renowned for stealing homes both on and off the blaseball field. Not only has Elijah stolen Fourth Base on multiple occasions during league play, but for every base he steals during a game, he also liberates a vacant mainlander vacation home and gives it to unhoused Hawaiians in need of good Vibes.
Sam and Solis' Passing
Elijah was notably upset by the sudden passing of Sam Solis while pitching against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. At the post-game cookout, when asked what he thought of the formal investigation calling Solis' passing "natural causes," his only reply was, "Is that they're calling it?" and walked away.
Gallery
Season 2 Tlopps card.
Season 3 card.
